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fucktrump 

When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised
That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead
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fucktrump 

fucktrump
Variations: fucktrumped; fucktrumping; fucktrumper

1: to engage in a sexual action or behavior which is perceived to be of varied value (higher or lower) or enact such action upon another, prior or following another, in response to or as preventative action against another.

2: a loud proclamation or excitable utterance which denotes a sexual act of the previously aforementioned nature. Tense may be altered to aford further definition as to whether an act as such has happened, will happen, is wanted or desired or is happening.

3: a term used to describe a feeling of malaise. (Particularly in the United States of America)
1. Thurston thought highly of his sexual prowess until he heard that Reginald could fucktrump his wife's clam with more diligence than he. (Thurtson got fucktrumped; Reginald is a successful fucktrumper and has fucktrumped Thurston's wife's clam from him for the foreseeable future if all other factors be equal)

2. "I want you to fucktrump my ass! I need a good fucktrumping!" Thurston's wife whispers to Reginald.

2b: "The duration of carnal penetrations perpetrated upon your wife prior to making my acquaintance received no accolades. A fucktrumping of great proportions did I pummel her clam with!" Said Reginald to Thurston.

2c: "FUCKTRUMP!!" Reginald screamed as he muddled Thurtston's wife's Clamato purse. (Similar to any grunt or noise made at the "money shot" moment in pornographic films.)

3: Whilst dwelling on the recent elopement of his wife with a man of unparalleled virility Thurston wept and gloomily kicked rocks down the alley muttering "Fucktrump. Fucktrump."
fucktrump by Baldbryan6 February 14, 2017

fucktrump day

November 7. Founded 2020. Annual American holiday, but celebrated by civilized societies around the world. Typically marked by street dancing, shunning xenophobia and ridiculing MAGA bigots.
What are you guys doing Saturday? Oh it's FuckTrump Day... we're going to a street party.
fucktrump day by Hoosierexpat November 7, 2020

Fuckruptcy 

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.
"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload
"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

Fuckrupt 

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.
'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.
Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010

Fuck trump 

It means during school on November 1 you day fuck trump
Hey I have an announcement which is fuck trump
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