Fuckchump 

Someone who is very pretty, but exceptionally dim... but you so would.

Josh is such a fuckchump.

The bar was just wall to wall with fuckchumps.

Fuckchump by barnesly January 2, 2012

fucktrump 

When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised

That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead

fucktrump by As I understand it Charlie March 20, 2017

fucktrump 

fucktrump
Variations: fucktrumped; fucktrumping; fucktrumper

1: to engage in a sexual action or behavior which is perceived to be of varied value (higher or lower) or enact such action upon another, prior or following another, in response to or as preventative action against another.

2: a loud proclamation or excitable utterance which denotes a sexual act of the previously aforementioned nature. Tense may be altered to aford further definition as to whether an act as such has happened, will happen, is wanted or desired or is happening.

3: a term used to describe a feeling of malaise. (Particularly in the United States of America)

1. Thurston thought highly of his sexual prowess until he heard that Reginald could fucktrump his wife's clam with more diligence than he. (Thurtson got fucktrumped; Reginald is a successful fucktrumper and has fucktrumped Thurston's wife's clam from him for the foreseeable future if all other factors be equal)

2. "I want you to fucktrump my ass! I need a good fucktrumping!" Thurston's wife whispers to Reginald.

2b: "The duration of carnal penetrations perpetrated upon your wife prior to making my acquaintance received no accolades. A fucktrumping of great proportions did I pummel her clam with!" Said Reginald to Thurston.

2c: "FUCKTRUMP!!" Reginald screamed as he muddled Thurtston's wife's Clamato purse. (Similar to any grunt or noise made at the "money shot" moment in pornographic films.)

3: Whilst dwelling on the recent elopement of his wife with a man of unparalleled virility Thurston wept and gloomily kicked rocks down the alley muttering "Fucktrump. Fucktrump."

fucktrump by Baldbryan6 February 14, 2017

fuckchop 

Adj.

A disrespectful term widely used in American & English Boarding Schools to identify a prep school teacher with a profund underbite and a distorted sense of self importance. The subject(fuckchop)should possess this identifying physical characterisitc, or at a minimum, poor dental hygiene. Also, as a prerequisite, the prep school teacher must arrogantly believe they command great influence over the students future prosperity or success despite the fact that reality strongly suggests the contrary.

1. You better get your fuckchop outta my grill champ or Ill knock those corn nuggets loose with my Rolex.

2. If Fuckchops McHenry gives me another fucking demerit Im gonna tell him to go brush his teeth loose with a tube of fucking Vagisil.

fuckchop by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 14, 2006

fuckchamp 

It means "pogchamp" basically, but if you really want to blend some swears in it.

You son of a fuckchamp, this game is impossible and you still beat it?

fuckchamp by someone out there who is bored December 7, 2020

Fucktrumpet 

Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.

/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.

Fucktrumpet by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015

fuckchops 

A condescending term for a loser.

Nice shot there, fuckchops.

fuckchops by Archon888 March 18, 2004