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fuckbreak

When you are urgently going at it but suddenly someone needs a glass of water or to pee, then you go right back to it. You just took a fuckbreak.
We were going for it like rabid weasels, but she said 'Hold on, I need a fuckbreak' so while she went to the bathroom I drank a glass of water, and then I returned to fucking the shit out of her.
by lunarennui April 21, 2017
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fuckbroke

The poverty level of having no more fucks to give, to the point of FuckBankruptcy.

A superlative form of out of fucks
Friend: Yesterday, I didn't give a fuck. Today, I'm all out of fucks.
Me: You're barking up the wrong tree. I've been fuckbroke since '98.
by DanoNYC October 3, 2016
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fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.
Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!
by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002
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facebreakup

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup
It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(
by gtbarry June 17, 2009
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Fuzzbreaker

It's really very difficult to describe a Fuzzbreaker but try to imagine Henry Rollins with AIDS, an annoyingly smug possibly franco-european, possibly just really punchable face with a certain stabbing-frenzy appeal, throw in a little abbrasive verbal-toilet bleach, add a twist of fart jokes with a tiny pinch of existential angst and you might get the idea or you might not even have come close.
Fuzzbreakers are rare but seem to become abundant very quickly wherever they settle, soon leaving for new pastures as they rape mother nature of all she has to offer. They usually congregate in small herds, electing a leader to represent them in their real-world business deals and social exploits. Fuzzbreakers are usually covered in thick feathers and all but the herd leader walk on four legs. In 1976 David Gillespie of the Royal Society for the Protection of Fuzzbreakers discovered a new breed living on a small island of the coast of Venezuala, the Fan-tailed Lesser Spotted Fluffsnapper.
by Ian Malcolm April 26, 2006
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Fuckspeak

American English dialect in which the word fuck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. Practitioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of "fuck" as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. The gold standard of Fuckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.

The origins of Fuckspeak are uncertain. Anthropologists contend that the frequency with which Fuckspeak is used in conjunction with a Northern New Jersey accent indicates that Fuckspeak originated in or around the Newark, NJ metropolitan area with a native tribe called the Fuckowies. Linguists contend that the frequent use of Fuckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the Bronx among New York Yankees Fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the Mets, Dodgers, and especially the Red Sox.

Fuckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the Northern New Jersey and Greater New York City metropolitan areas. Screen writers and directors employ Fuckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. Productions notable for their use of Fuckspeak include almost every movie made by Martin Scorcese, the HBO series The Sopranos, and almost any movie starring Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito.
This is Fuckspeak isfucking crazy! Who the fuck planned this goat fuck? Fucking A!!Hey, Fuckhead! Are you fucking listening to me, or are you fucking deaf? What the fuck?? Go fuck yourself, you little fuck! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
by Peter Angelos July 7, 2010
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fuck break

you at work and need to fuck, you take a fuck break. real brief, probably with a coworker. goes down a lot in the fast food industry.
girl i'm tired of flippin patties lets take a fuck break
by Shareefa Q September 16, 2006
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