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facebreakup 

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup
It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(
facebreakup by gtbarry June 17, 2009
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facebreakup 

When one member of a facebook relationship decides to alter their relationship status to reflect a discontinuation ("single") or troubled/sketchy state ("it's complicated" or "in an open relationship") of said relationship unbeknownst to the other party or parties of that relationship.
Candice wrote on Greg's wall "never facebreakup with me again b/c it made me break out. love you!" when he cancelled their relationship on his facebook last weekend. Now they're "engaged".
facebreakup by Eggwhitey December 31, 2007

facebreakation

Taking a few weeks' holiday from Facebook
Hey, your wall's empty. You been on facebreakation?
facebreakation by t_shaped December 11, 2007

facebreak 

n. To take an extended break from Facebook ... also facebreakation
Hey, I would've added you as a Top Friend, but I didn't get your invite - I'm having a facebreak. Yeh. I've been on a facebreakation since August.
facebreak by t_shaped December 11, 2007

facebreak 

To take a break from a particular productive activity (tradionally homework) to check your Facebook. Normally results in a non-productive hour.
Beth: Yes! We just completed the first 3 problems of our Chemistry homework!
Mary: Time for a facebreak!



Joe: I was in the library reading and decided to take a facebreak, next thing I knew it was midnight and I had got nothing done.
Billy: Fail.
facebreak by Chelzz February 13, 2009

Facebreak 

Facebreak - taking a break from Facebook when you have just had enough or just can not quit.
1. I had to take a Facebreak because I am getting nothing done at work!
2. I am taking a Facebreak because the comments on my status updates are causing me too much stress!
3. If I do not take a Facebreak my husband is going to leave me!
Facebreak by MissRead February 19, 2010

Facebreak 

Briefly suspending, or even closing out, your Facebook or any other social networking account.
Megan was spending too much time on Facebook, so she took a Facebreak.
Facebreak by DefinED October 29, 2012
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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