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Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuktitish 

The act of habitually using spoken words with the intent to insult, be hurtful, or denegrade the other person. Usually done between friends or known acquaintances.
I don't know why we continue to hang around him. He is always fuktitish. Especially when he's drinking.
fuktitish by The Garage March 18, 2021

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.
I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?
Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fuckitis 

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined
Nannette has fuckitis....
Fuckitis by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

fuctitious 

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.
I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.
fuctitious by Curis September 26, 2005