Fuckitis
Nannette has fuckitis....
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Fuckitis
The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
Fuckitis by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012
fuckitis
A serious medical condition of both brain and central nervous system which is sometimes caused by head trauma or drama.
Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.
Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.
Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.
Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.
fuckitis by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011
Fuckitism
A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018
fuckits
a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards
fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008
in vino fuckitas
In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex
Classy way to say "drunken sex."
Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex
Classy way to say "drunken sex."
Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
in vino fuckitas by ProjectNine September 21, 2011
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