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Fucktits 

a unit of measure used to describe how wasted you are.
dude im high as fucktits!!!

hey, lets get fucktit drunk.
Fucktits by LLLUUUCCCAAASSSS January 27, 2010

fucktits 

Disregard this one too. . .Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.
Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.
fucktits by Fatass February 24, 2003

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucktitude 

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.
fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003
a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards
I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.
fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008

The Fuckits 

The state of not giving a fuck.
Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits
The Fuckits by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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