fuctitious

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

by Curis September 13, 2005

fod

n. Abbreviation of forehead. Slightly derogatory term used normally to draw attention to its massiveness or the manner in which it is exposed.

Having had to concentrate so heavily on getting dressed, John's fod was awash with sweat.

by Curis August 25, 2005