5 definitions by Promoter of lols

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The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.
You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.
by Promoter of lols December 02, 2017
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Visibly awkward and disjointed
He's brilliant on the radio but hard to take seriously on T.V.: he's such a gooky guy!
by Promoter of lols March 04, 2011
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A killjoy, someone (esp. a man) who ruins the fun for others by pointing out the inappropriateness of funny comments and situations.
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette

An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?

You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.

Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.

Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 14, 2011
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A debbie downer; a girl or woman who ruins the fun for others by pointing out that funny comments, jokes, or situations are in some way inappropriate and therefore should not be laughed at.

See roflstomper.
Me: funny comment

Debbie: insufferable remark about inappropriateness of funny comment

everyone: awkward non-laugh at funny comment, mixed with eyerolls at Debbie

Conclusion: Debbie is a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 15, 2011
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The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.
I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?
by Promoter of lols March 22, 2011
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