fuccident

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.

Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."

by Gamecat May 11, 2010

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

by mb92388 April 13, 2007

fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

by BigMack January 24, 2014

Fucculent

Combo of Fuckin' Succulent, when something is extra delicious! Coined from Winston Spear.

"This chicken stuffed with ham is fucculent"

by Charlene Gene July 29, 2007

Furnident

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)

I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)

by WaddyG September 3, 2010

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

by rastafap May 7, 2013