fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

by BigMack January 24, 2014

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

fatcide

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.

Stiv comitted fatcide yesterday.

by Mr. Omega September 2, 2006

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

by rastafap May 7, 2013

Faxident

1. When you dial a wrong number, or some dials your line in error, and hear the screech of a fax machine attempting data transmission.
2. When your fax transmittal doesn't go through.

I just got an earful of fax noise. Must've been a faxident.

by LRK June 11, 2006

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019