fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.
Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.
by BigMack January 24, 2014
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fatcide

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.
by Mr. Omega September 02, 2006
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