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furnident 

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet
My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.
furnident by mb92388 April 13, 2007
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Furnident 

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)
I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)
Furnident by WaddyG September 3, 2010
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fuccident 

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.
Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."
fuccident by Gamecat May 11, 2010

furvidence

(n.) pr. \ˈfər\və-dən(t)s\

The fur your pet leaves behind at the scene of the crime.
Ex. At first Sally was inclined to believe it was Steve (her house guest) and not Princess Perfect (her dog) who had gotten into her trash, left a trail of shredded tissues, yogurt lids, and chicken bones across the floor, and then barfed little chunks of moldy cheese under the coffee table...

...but with such overwhelming furvidence to suggest otherwise, she was forced to accept the truth.
furvidence by Sophie T. Mishap August 29, 2009

Furnadense 

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.
This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.
Furnadense by donka May 3, 2007

Furcadentes 

The feeling experienced when a metal fork touches your teeth. Furca meaning fork. Dentes meaning teeth.
Person eating: Ah! My teeth!
Person: Furcadentes?
Person eating: Yeah.
Furcadentes by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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