furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

by mb92388 April 13, 2007

Furnident

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)

I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)

by WaddyG September 3, 2010

fuccident

When you know that someone caused an accident but you decide not to blame them, even though you could if you chose to.

Jason: "Davo really was driving too fast when he crashed my car, man."

Simon: "Don't worry about it - it was a fuccident."

by Gamecat May 11, 2010

furvidence

(n.) pr. \ˈfər\və-dən(t)s\

The fur your pet leaves behind at the scene of the crime.

Ex. At first Sally was inclined to believe it was Steve (her house guest) and not Princess Perfect (her dog) who had gotten into her trash, left a trail of shredded tissues, yogurt lids, and chicken bones across the floor, and then barfed little chunks of moldy cheese under the coffee table...

...but with such overwhelming furvidence to suggest otherwise, she was forced to accept the truth.

by Sophie T. Mishap August 29, 2009

Furnadense

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.

This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.

by donka May 3, 2007

Furcadentes

The feeling experienced when a metal fork touches your teeth. Furca meaning fork. Dentes meaning teeth.

Person eating: Ah! My teeth!
Person: Furcadentes?
Person eating: Yeah.

by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022