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Frisian chad 

A stoic unhospitable tall blond farmer that speaks an incomprehensible language. Basically Varg's wet dream.
Look at that Frisian chad riding on his Friesian horse. He looks like an Aryan chariot semi-god.
Frisian chad by JohnStones June 23, 2022
Related Words
ftisi FTSIO fisica Fatisim FISI Fisiks Fisile Fising Frisi Faisia
A term in the Asphalt 9 community to describe the highly unforgiving and random physics as a result of doing stunts and maneuvers. These include your car flipping over onto its roof after landing successfully from a jump, doing barrel rolls on flat ramps, and jumping off the ground when hitting a car.
Guy 1: What in fucking hell? Why did my Porsche flipped over when I jumped off a flat ramp!?

Guy2: Fisiks
Fisiks by NoIdea4Username August 14, 2021
Mom: Wanna come to thanksgiving dinner with us?
Me: who will be there?
Mom: Alex and your grandparents.
Me: FTSIO, bye.
Mom: DAUGHTER!
FTSIO by KittyLove8000 February 28, 2016
Language spoken in the northern part of the Netherlands, in the provinces of Fryslân (Friesland) and Groningen. Closely related to English. Sometimes falsely called a dialect by racist Dutch people.
Bûter, brea en griene tsiis: goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk (Butter, bread and green cheese: good English and good Frisian)
Frisian by Paulus Pytsma August 24, 2019
Me: oh math class ftsio!!!!!!
Ftsio by Im an iconic cunt December 14, 2017