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slang for: Fuck this shit i'm out

A popular vine.
Mom: Wanna come to thanksgiving dinner with us?
Me: who will be there?
Mom: Alex and your grandparents.
Me: FTSIO, bye.
Mom: DAUGHTER!
FTSIO by KittyLove8000 February 28, 2016
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"Ugh... this is taking forever! FTSIO"
FTSIO by Secret Agent: Dog August 25, 2015
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!!!!!
Me: oh math class ftsio!!!!!!
Ftsio by Im an iconic cunt December 14, 2017
Fuck this shit, I'm out

Can be used when:

1. Shit gets real too quick
2. Shit's not getting real quick enough
3. Shit generally gets real
Ftsio (alright then)
Idk what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
Imma get the fuck out of here
ftsio by Pawleene Pinkieshy July 22, 2016
FTSIO or ftsio stands for Fuck This Shit Im Out. It is commonly used when someone is angry.
" OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. FTSIO"
FTSIO by Rophatron November 27, 2016
A cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger
Fusion by Ken.tf May 14, 2016
1. The act of making two things into one
2. A dumb tactic to make weak gems stronger
Jasper: Hey Lapis you should fuse with me
Lapis: i thought fusion was a dumb tactic to make weak gems stronger
Jasper: ...
Jasper: shut up
Fusion by mom friend November 4, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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