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A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.
I made a marriage pact with Joey!
by Secret Agent: Dog September 16, 2015
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The best teacher in the history of television. She drives a magic school bus. It's a wonder she and the other kids are still alive given what the bus has seen and done.
Ralphie: You did pass your ladybug driving test, right?
Ms. Frizzle: With flying colors!
by Secret Agent: Dog November 23, 2014
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A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017
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Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018
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Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.
by Secret Agent: Dog November 10, 2015
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