Province and city in the north of the Netherlands—not to be confused with Holland, which is actually a part of the Netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— Relatively the largest student town in the country.
A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.
by GRN050 November 04, 2011
groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.
USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
by Grunn March 18, 2009
A vibrant and historic city nestled in the northernmost part of the Netherlands, known for its picturesque canals, lively student population, and rich cultural scene. With a distinct blend of medieval architecture and modern amenities, Groningen offers a unique charm that captivates residents and visitors alike. Renowned for its bicycle-friendly streets, the city boasts a dynamic atmosphere, fueled by its diverse community and bustling markets.
by Very epic job January 29, 2024
Groningen - A city full of students who just love to spend their time on drinking and having a good time on n2o balloons.
You will find these inhabitants sometimes in the library to hope for the best when the exams are coming.
You will find these inhabitants sometimes in the library to hope for the best when the exams are coming.
Normal student: "Wow I started drinking quite early today!"
Groningen student: *Sips from bottle of vodka while racking up a line from the table and cracking a balloon* Oh man u better spend your days in Groningen. Vó voor de leden.
Groningen student: *Sips from bottle of vodka while racking up a line from the table and cracking a balloon* Oh man u better spend your days in Groningen. Vó voor de leden.
by Buzzin69 April 29, 2019
the best city in the world. Suck it, americans! (groningen in suriname is not cool and groningen in the US is only inhabited by cringe people)
Holy shit bro, are you going to Groningen to study there? Thats so cool! Can I come with you?
Sorry bro, but Groningen is only for cool and swag people. Maybe the garbage dump is more suited for you,.,,,,,,
Sorry bro, but Groningen is only for cool and swag people. Maybe the garbage dump is more suited for you,.,,,,,,
by groningenlover692004 February 09, 2022
I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems
by Longpooman June 16, 2024