Fising

Slang for shooting a carbonated beverage into an orifice.

Ed enjoyed a good fising up his nostril each day.

by Goffbooger June 2, 2020

Fising

This is the act of fishing but for people that are more simple minded

Jerry:did you hear Micheal went fising with Lewis?

Harold:no was Lewis okay. did Micheal teach him how to fish?

by Fising June 16, 2024

Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

Fixing good

The menacing rival of breaking bad.

Bob: "I loved breaking bad bro"
Jerald: "Fixing good is better retard."

by meatdestroyerbot900 September 16, 2021

Fisting Station

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices

I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out

by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

stick fishing

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.

Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.

by kaynouse January 17, 2017