A laughter-induced spraying of liquid from one's mouth or nose. Food fruptions are called fuiie.
"Lisa? SMART!?" Martha remarked cynically as they neared the giraffepen. Laughing and choking, Dan frupted orange pop, spraying Martha's shoes. Martha surveyed him with amusement and disgust.
An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.
Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.
A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.
The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.
A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"