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A discreet way to refer to the male genitals, alluding to the resemblance of the penis and testicles to a banana and 2 kiwi fruit (or plums).
“Did Bobby suggest anything naughty at the Frat party?!”

“He asked me if I wanted to go to his room for some home made fruit salad!”

“Did you accept?”

“I said I’d go if he could promise some fresh cream on top, and he said he might need some help with that!”

“Judy, are you telling me .....”

“I can tell you he’s got the nicest banana I’ve ever tasted .....”

“Eeeeeeeew .....”
by Katie4eyes June 23, 2018
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n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.
by SkidMarkyMark August 02, 2006
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1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.
by The Return of LightJoker May 01, 2010
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What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.
by rupert2000 December 07, 2004
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A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight
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