127 definition by Emma

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A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it
-Dude, I need a ride to the party.
-Ask (insert name here). He's a tool.
by Emma February 15, 2003

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Extremely good looking, synonymous with "hott" and "sexy". British slang, relatively unknown in US.
Whoa, that model is FIT!

She's really fit, but a bit of a slut.
by emma December 19, 2004

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When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
by emma January 17, 2004

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1. A weblog community
2. A journal for people to
a.)Bitch about their life
b.)Post literature (poetry, etc.)
c.)Brag about their rich social life (usually made up events to seem ungodly popular)
d.)Chronicle their day
e.)Just to have one- because all their friends are doing it!
f.)To piss people off
2a. "I can't take it anymore, I cut myself again today, life sucks so much,I want to die"
2c. So like Jenny called and wanted to know if I could come over,and Matt called, and Brian asked me to go to the mall with him. So I went to the mall and met up with some more of my friends and some guys sstarted hitting on me thety were like so hot,too!
2d.I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, went on the computer...
f.)Heyy guyz sup yall im just chillin leave propz MwAhZzZ omg TaNya 2dai wuz soOoO much fun lOlz--LuV yA LoTzZ xOxOJaNiE
by Emma December 31, 2003

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1) A vagina
2) A term of endearment
1) My coochie hurts.
2) Aw! Hey Cooch!
by Emma February 14, 2003

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cannot be bothered
I cant be arsed to think of an example
by Emma March 30, 2004

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Vocalist from the band Dimmu Borgir
An amazing vocalist for an amazing band, and people shouldnt just talk about how 'hot' he is
by emma December 17, 2003

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