fruitina

When you shove a piece of fruit up your girls vagina.

Girl last night my boy gave me a fruitina and camped between my legs till the last cherry was accounted for.

by Ragsmccaul August 31, 2015

Fruitin' Up

It pretty much applies when someone or something gets really, really gay.

A phrase coined on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast hosted by "The Man They Call Ghost".

Ghost: Look at all these jerks in the chatroom claiming to be bronies- THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP! LOOK AT THEM!!

by Pollos H October 26, 2011

FruitSnak

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.

Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*

by Colin Wheatley September 1, 2007

Run by fruiting

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit

Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!

by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014

drive-by fruiting

Similar to a drive-by shooting or drive-by, except as a sign of superiority, fruit is thrown because the victim is too afraid to attack the aggressor, and hence is not worthy of a bullet.

MRS DOUBTFIRE: Oh, it was a run by fruiting dear.

Pierce Brosnan: *bemused look*

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Fruitinanny

A large scale gay/homosexual party or gathering. being festive, cheerful and in a large group.

yeah, my buddy Lee came out the closet, so him and his friends went camping and threw a Fruitinanny.

by The1pun August 25, 2011

Fruiting

Applying a fruit by the foot tattoo to your labia by asking someone to give you oral.

I was fruiting her all night, we used the whole box of fruit by the foot.

by constellator June 4, 2019