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Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.

Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest

fruitiality by solcanis February 4, 2009

Words you can keep

Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

Related Words

fruitiality • fruitility • Fruitality • Frutality • frustilities

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

fruitility by Stanky July 13, 2006

Fruitility

Action Bearing a fruit

Years of hardwork must be put in.... before expecting fruitility

Fruitility by shivkaran June 12, 2018

Fruitility

The feeling one derives from tending an allotment.

Kate pretended she loved growing produce on her allotment. In truth she mainly felt resentment towards the endless digging, and a deep, numbing fruitility which she could not fully explain, but would surface every time she saw how little tomatoes cost to buy.

Fruitility by Fe1sty May 2, 2021

Frutality

A word play of Future Reality, Frutality means to take a thought, drawing, blueprint, personal dream or inventions and make them exist in the physical world.

Jason contemplated on the Frutality of his AI project. Would it succeed? Or would it fail, only time will tell.

Greg has been working on his invention for some years. He knows he can make millions of dollars if only he could bring his invention to frutality.

Sometimes it's not just about apples and oranges, sometimes it's about the frutality of the people involved and whether or not they achieve their goals.

Mike dreaded the frutality of his choice. He knew as he stood there that he had fucked up.

Frutality by RobotWizard January 12, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026