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fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.
Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest
by solcanis February 4, 2009
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Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.
Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.
by Stanky July 13, 2006
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Fruitility

Years of hardwork must be put in.... before expecting fruitility
by shivkaran June 12, 2018
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Fruitility

The feeling one derives from tending an allotment.
Kate pretended she loved growing produce on her allotment. In truth she mainly felt resentment towards the endless digging, and a deep, numbing fruitility which she could not fully explain, but would surface every time she saw how little tomatoes cost to buy.
by Fe1sty May 2, 2021
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Frutality

A word play of Future Reality, Frutality means to take a thought, drawing, blueprint, personal dream or inventions and make them exist in the physical world.
Jason contemplated on the Frutality of his AI project. Would it succeed? Or would it fail, only time will tell.

Greg has been working on his invention for some years. He knows he can make millions of dollars if only he could bring his invention to frutality.

Sometimes it's not just about apples and oranges, sometimes it's about the frutality of the people involved and whether or not they achieve their goals.

Mike dreaded the frutality of his choice. He knew as he stood there that he had fucked up.
by RobotWizard January 12, 2021
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