fruitini

Fruit-based martini drinks/ cocktails. Mostly are non-alcoholic 'mocktails' (or, mocktinis), though it's important to spike the damn thing with good ol'voddy (vodkatinis).

-crantini: cranberry martini.
-melontini: melon.
-appeltini: green apple.
-clementini: clementine.
-peartini: pear.
-apricotini: apricot.
-tomatini: tomato.
-peachtini: peach (basically called a Billini martini. Bellini is usually made with white peach purée/juice + champagne + crème de péche, you add the vod and bitters to make a martini).

Related cocktailian's inventions:
-chocotini/ chocatini ( 4 vod + 1 crème de cacao, stirred over ice).
-javatini ( vod + Kahlua coffee liquor + espresso garnished with a chocolate twist/ shaving).
-vodka espresso (similar to the Black Russian: 3 'triple' espresso + 2 'double' vod + dash of Kahlua + sugar syrup shaken with ice).
-nicotini (a martini drank by a snoutcast in a 'butt hut'!).
-k'tini (also spelled K-tini: has a saurkraut-stuffed olive instead of the standard piemento!).
-tequinis: tequila-based martinis (*if you are taken aback by the K'tini, then these use a 'tomolive' instead of the usual olive, which is a baby tomato stuffed with a piemento olive except these two:
-Cajun martini (use chili instead of olive).
-coyote martini (made with chilis soaked in the drink for two days).
-dillitini (a large shot of vodka + a small shot of aquavit + a handful of fresh dill. Shake over ice).
-marteanis: tea-based martini drinks like the greenteani (ice greentea martini).

'Martini culture' and 'martini bars' are all the rage in ubercool Japan (that's why it's called J-cool).
On MSNBC the other day, I watched to my shock, a bartender fixing a 'diamond-tini' for a young couple: a 'tini shaken with a 50K$ diamond in it! O_o

*If you still think that I'm bluffing, well, after you drink all those fruitinis have yourself a 'clamato': clam tomato mixture that mixologists like myself swear by as a hangover cure!

fruitini by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

fruitini by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice

mmm. fruitini

fruitini (food) by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

Fruitin' Up 

It pretty much applies when someone or something gets really, really gay.

A phrase coined on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast hosted by "The Man They Call Ghost".

Ghost: Look at all these jerks in the chatroom claiming to be bronies- THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP! LOOK AT THEM!!

Fruitin' Up by Pollos H October 26, 2011

Run by fruiting 

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit

Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!

Run by fruiting by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014

fruitginity 

The act of losing your virginity as a homosexual

I, Bob, lost my fruitginity to John today.

fruitginity by Bkylar Srillante August 1, 2011

Fruititionist 

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.

www.thefruititionist.com

Fruititionist by The fruititionist September 20, 2010