Fruities

Aussie Bloke slang for fruit beer or a Vodka Cruiser

Johno and I are getting a carton of the pom pom fruities tonight

by Bosg_acog January 1, 2021

The Fruities

The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.

After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.

by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020

fruitist

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

by 3jt October 22, 2011

fruitless

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory

That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.

by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Fruitista freeze

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.

"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"

by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009

Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012