fruitista

Another name you might call a gay person.

"Dude, you're such a fruitista"

by stonata101 October 6, 2008

Fruitista freeze

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.

"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"

by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009

Fruitsafari

Hunting for the best fruit at the market

I went on a fruitsafari today and found some awesome fruit at the farmer’s market.

by Doozieoozie July 2, 2018

fruitist

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

by 3jt October 22, 2011

FruitSnak

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.

Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*

by Colin Wheatley September 1, 2007

Fruititionist

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.

www.thefruititionist.com

by The fruititionist September 20, 2010

Fruitinanny

A large scale gay/homosexual party or gathering. being festive, cheerful and in a large group.

yeah, my buddy Lee came out the closet, so him and his friends went camping and threw a Fruitinanny.

by The1pun August 25, 2011