fruitless
fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006
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Fruitless Grind
Fruitless Grind by therizza December 29, 2012
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Fruitless Effort
I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...
Fruitless Effort by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021
Fruitless Pursuit
Fruitless Pursuit by grounddpt May 14, 2021
fruitless garden
A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.
Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
fruitless garden by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017
fruitless flowering tree
when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.
fruitless flowering tree by keeby March 31, 2020
Frustressed
The bitch was into extended foreplay, excessive cuddling and rubbr. Needless to say that made me pretty frustressed.
Frustressed by skamuf January 8, 2010
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