fruitless 

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory

That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.

fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

Fruitless Grind by therizza December 29, 2012

Fruitless Effort 

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

Fruitless Effort by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Fruitless Pursuit 

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

Fruitless Pursuit by grounddpt May 14, 2021

fruitless garden 

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

fruitless garden by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

fruitless flowering tree 

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

fruitless flowering tree by keeby March 31, 2020

Frustressed 

The most unfortunate combination of frustration and stress.

The bitch was into extended foreplay, excessive cuddling and rubbr. Needless to say that made me pretty frustressed.

Frustressed by skamuf January 8, 2010