fruitist

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

by 3jt October 22, 2011

Fruitist

Someone who discriminates against specific fruits and the times and places they can be eaten.

Fruitist is someone who says watermelon can't be eaten for breakfast because it isn't really a morning fruit.

by ChefE December 14, 2017

Fruitist

-A fruit expert.
-Someone who refuses to thing a pineapple isnt a berry, even tho it is.

My friend Niki refuses to believe a pineapple is a berry, therefor she is a fruitist.

by Danielle June 7, 2005

Fruitist

An expert on fruit.
Someone who knows the difference between a fruit and a vegetable.

Niki knows about pineapples, shes a fruitist!

by Danielle June 9, 2005

Fruititionist

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.

www.thefruititionist.com

by The fruititionist September 20, 2010

Fruitista freeze

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.

"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"

by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009

Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.

Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."

by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009