The kind of intestinal distress a person experiences when they have consumed an excessive quantity of fruit or fruit juice. Effects range from severe, unpleasantly fragrant flatulence all the way to more liquid based expulsions.

After a sudden, unexpected fart, Tom immediately began to regret having eaten nothing other than a full punnet of ripe peaches for lunch. Instantly he knew that the fruities were coming.

The Fruities by QuiglyMayer October 28, 2020

Related Words

The Fruities • fruity • Fruitist • fruiteskimo • fruitfest • fruitier • fruitisism • fruitista • Fruitista freeze • Fruitistical

fruitist

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

fruitist by 3jt October 22, 2011

fruitless

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory

That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.

fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Fruitista freeze

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.

"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"

Fruitista freeze by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009

Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

Tootie Fruitie Putie by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

Fruitless Grind by therizza December 29, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026