fruitfest 

A ginormus orgy of faggots.

John got trampled in a fruitfest.

fruitfest by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007

fruitist 

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

fruitist by 3jt October 22, 2011

Fruitfurt

Similar to zeibrut but more fruity. To be then little stencil of a man standning in the corner of that party but when approached one discovers that he has a way about him that is very swish.

Fruity muffins.

That little fruitfurt over there took my spot and stole my bowtie.

Fruitfurt by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

fruitless 

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory

That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.

fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Fruitista freeze 

This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.

"Hey I love fruitista freezes don't you!?" " Come on man don't be nasty"

Fruitista freeze by adoggielover12 November 10, 2009

Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.

Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."

Fruitastic by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

Fruitless Grind by therizza December 29, 2012