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Freeism
Freeism is an economic and political system that incentivizes production and distribution through algorithms. Those who produce and freely distribute the most valuable goods to others are the wealthiest. Power is decentralized across all voluntary participants, rather than controlled by private capital or socialist governments.
Freeism by what is next June 10, 2018
Related Words
freeish • Freeism • Freesh • freesha • freeshitting • #FREESHLEP • feeish • Fleeish • fredisha • freeesh
freeshavacadoo
fresh avocado
"the freeshavacadoo was very tasty"
freeshavacadoo by p.b.g May 14, 2016
freeshitting
freeshitting by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014
Freeist
Freeist by he who enlightens December 17, 2008
Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees
Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.
Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees by Nunzio Incerto April 11, 2022
freesh
Exceedingly fresh, very stylish, appearing to have to much "swag," especially in terms of baseball team equipment.
Fred: Wow have you seen their new team cleats?
Pablo: Yeah man, those cleats are super freesh!
Lucas: Coach should I wear my freesh cleats today?
Coach: No Lucas you'll destroy them and they will no longer be freesh!
Pablo: Yeah man, those cleats are super freesh!
Lucas: Coach should I wear my freesh cleats today?
Coach: No Lucas you'll destroy them and they will no longer be freesh!
freesh by señor_swag April 7, 2013
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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