Freehand is the embarrassingsituation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.
Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.
A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"