by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014
Get the freeshitting mug.Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?
Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?
Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status
by toddrabies September 9, 2010
Get the faceshitting mug.Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
by rickabone January 26, 2011
Get the faceshitting mug.Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone
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Me: Ya so...
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You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!
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by Clone54 February 8, 2014
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