fratlining 

verb, coming down from a party high

We were all stoned twenty minutes ago, but now I'm totally fratlining.

fratlining by shrimp jesus has returned June 13, 2019

Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.

Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!

Franklining by Conair23 September 20, 2012

Flatlining 

verb INFORMAL

1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.

2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.

3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.

4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.

5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.

6. (Google) to die

That kid is flatlinging.

Stop flatlining and do something with your life.

It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.

He'd rather flatline than learn something.

Flatlining by Boris of Catan December 24, 2018

fraining 

Fucking Raining. A heavier than average rainfall; when it's fraining, you will get soaked in seconds by big fat sheets of wind driven raindrops... that's fraining.

If you get drenched after walking fifteen feet from your car to your front door you might say: "Dude, it's totally fraining out!"

fraining by Jimmy McGroinigan January 8, 2014

Fretlifing 

Stressing over or adding passive-aggressive communication disguised as "fetishes" or status updates on the BDSM social network site called Fetlife.

An example of Fretlifing:

BDSMMaster is into watching "others tell lies for sympathy" when he actually should tell Person X that telling lies for sympathy is dishonest and pathetic.

Meanwhile, Persons A, C, and D each wonders if it is about them, and ten other people wonder if it is about a rumour they heard about BDSMMaster and Person K.

Persons A, C, and D are Fretlifing, BDSMMaster is indirect and does not get message to intended audience, Person X is still telling lies for sympathy, and everyone gossips about Person K.

Fretlifing by jacintha January 2, 2011

Flatlining 

Flatlining: The act of naked planking.

He took his clothes off and was flatlining on the kitchen table

Flatlining by BIG RAM May 1, 2012

Flatlining 

When a person doesn't know hot to kiss and either 1) sits there with a limp, half-open mouth and slobers all over your face or 2) puckers up and is otherwise unresponsive.

Kev: Yo man, that girl Cheyanne totally flatlined me, ugh.
Acquaintance: Ew dude, I hate flatlining! What did you do then?
Kev: I dumped her, HA!

Flatlining by futchkoleepoels October 24, 2015