frankentwat

a freeloader (often in KY) who has undergone cosmetic labiaplasty (vaginal mutilation as remedy for insecurity).

wendy is a frankentwat (3sixteen 5nineteen oh197).

by marklikeasshole January 7, 2021

frankentag

A frankentag is a series of tags from different Facebook pages and/or groups in which words from each are selectively used in succession to create what deceptively appears to be a single tag. Frankentag is also a verb, meaning to create a frankentag. For example, to create a frankentag that reads "This is a Frankentag," One could tag the groups, "This is a weird hill to die on," and "how dare you frankentag I trusted you," and backspace the words "weird hill to die on," "how dare you," and "I trusted you." This is often used to respond to a humorously specific situation that appears as a link to a page for ironic effect.

Currently, the ability to frankentag only exists on apple iPhones within the facebook app.

I wish this wasn't a frankentag, because that would be a really interesting group to join.

by compositeur November 13, 2017

Frankendwarf

A small bodied, big headed, annoying creature. It roams the fields of small town South Dakota, looking for things to eat and then later have sex with. Everyone hates a frankendwarf. The leader is located in Freeman, South Dakota. He is yet to be captured by animal control.

Dude, that Frankendwarf really pisses me off when he sits at my table with his huge, shaved head!

by A Frankendwarf Professor April 22, 2011

Frankentitties

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.

Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.

by Spaghettiwest July 30, 2009

frankenwank

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Frankentits

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"

Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"

by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

frankensnatch

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.

Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.

by illinforyu August 11, 2009