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An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent
1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

by Rick Walford April 08, 2007
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