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Frankentitties 

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.
Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.
Frankentitties by Spaghettiwest July 30, 2009
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Frankentities

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.
Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentities.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentities.
Frankentities by Spaghettiwest July 29, 2009

FrankinTitties 

It’s when a woman takes her shirt off and she’s had so many surgeries on her tits that they look like Frankenstein. Frankenstein titties. Frankin titties. An example is a woman who had implants then had them be done with breast reduction so they have scars around the nipples, scar along the base of the breast and a vertical line going to the nipple because they had to move the nipple for the breast reduction. Generally are folds in the skin from the surgeries and plenty of scars
She pulled her shirt off and Man. Those things have been worked on. Those are FrankinTitties
FrankinTitties by Happy Dave July 2, 2025
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