Frankendwarf 

A small bodied, big headed, annoying creature. It roams the fields of small town South Dakota, looking for things to eat and then later have sex with. Everyone hates a frankendwarf. The leader is located in Freeman, South Dakota. He is yet to be captured by animal control.

Dude, that Frankendwarf really pisses me off when he sits at my table with his huge, shaved head!

Frankendwarf by A Frankendwarf Professor April 22, 2011

frankenwaffel 

describing ones mere and utter stupidity

wtf man give me that you damn frankenwaffel i don't like you . or mmmmm frankewaffel i said that because im stupid

frankenwaffel by mikeydizzlefrankenizzle June 11, 2005