frankenlang 

"A conlang pieced together from parts of many other languages that poorly play together (named after Frankenstein's Monster)."
~Jörg Rhiemeier in "The Conlangers' Jargon File"

it's cute when beginner conlangers get so excited about different languages that they create a frankenlang. like english.
-me (i'm sorry)

frankenlang by weseethe April 16, 2023

frankentag 

A frankentag is a series of tags from different Facebook pages and/or groups in which words from each are selectively used in succession to create what deceptively appears to be a single tag. Frankentag is also a verb, meaning to create a frankentag. For example, to create a frankentag that reads "This is a Frankentag," One could tag the groups, "This is a weird hill to die on," and "how dare you frankentag I trusted you," and backspace the words "weird hill to die on," "how dare you," and "I trusted you." This is often used to respond to a humorously specific situation that appears as a link to a page for ironic effect.

Currently, the ability to frankentag only exists on apple iPhones within the facebook app.

I wish this wasn't a frankentag, because that would be a really interesting group to join.

frankentag by compositeur November 13, 2017

frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

frankendong 

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

frankendong by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

frankenfinger 

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.

In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

tard hand

frankenfinger by aero-instability October 9, 2010

frankenband 

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

frankenband by Caleb South March 31, 2007

FrankenHag 

A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.

See ex-wife or seahag for more.

It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.

FrankenHag by CarverCruiser October 26, 2010