frankenbung

The result of a brutual butt stabbing in which you get stitches and plenty of pain killers..

Mark Byers: Hey Scott...I came home last night and my lady gave it to me with a strap on..
Scott Barry: Shit...I get that at least twice a week...no big thing...
Mark Byers: Yeah...but I had to get stitches afterwards...the doc called it a "frankenbung" on the chart.
Scott Barry: Damn!!
John McKinley: Hugh?

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankenbush

A large and unmaintained mass of unruly female pubic hair.

Pronounced like Frankinstein

"Did you see that girl? She should really shave that frankenbush, it's disgusting"

by kaelinsanity July 16, 2009

frankendong

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

Frankengun

Derived from Frankenstein's Monster. This is a gunsmith's term meaning a firearm made from parts of the same model, but different manufacturers.
Example; a 1911 Frankengun- Essex or Caspian frame, Colt slide, Lothar-Walther barrel, Wolf springs, Brownells pins, Wilson Combat trigger, sear, and hammer, Ed Brown barrel link, mainspring and housing, and beavertail, George Heinie oversized safety and slide catch. Topped off with Millet or Novac sights.

Anybody who doesn't know what a Frankengun is is "Boot".
Most gunsmiths who build custom guns are usually building a frankengun.

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory

Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!

by Guido1 February 28, 2011

frankenblunt

(n) A blunt that has been torn, and repaired so many times by different bluntwraps sitting around that it no longer retains any resemblance to its original state.

Wow. This is such a frankenblunt. Pieces of the repair-wraps are sticking to my lips.

That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.

-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.

Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.

by thejenius May 24, 2009