frankening

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)

Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.

by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017

Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.

Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!

by Conair23 September 20, 2012

frankentag

A frankentag is a series of tags from different Facebook pages and/or groups in which words from each are selectively used in succession to create what deceptively appears to be a single tag. Frankentag is also a verb, meaning to create a frankentag. For example, to create a frankentag that reads "This is a Frankentag," One could tag the groups, "This is a weird hill to die on," and "how dare you frankentag I trusted you," and backspace the words "weird hill to die on," "how dare you," and "I trusted you." This is often used to respond to a humorously specific situation that appears as a link to a page for ironic effect.

Currently, the ability to frankentag only exists on apple iPhones within the facebook app.

I wish this wasn't a frankentag, because that would be a really interesting group to join.

by compositeur November 13, 2017

franning

(verb) the carrying out of Agile activities; a person who embodies the spirit of franning

"I'll be responsible for franning this week..."
"dude, you are totally franning it!"

by mistermiyagi2018 August 16, 2018

anne franking

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.

dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.

by trippysin December 31, 2011

frankensnatch

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.

Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.

by illinforyu August 11, 2009

Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011