To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)
Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.
Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!
A frankentag is a series of tags from different Facebook pages and/or groups in which words from each are selectively used in succession to create what deceptively appears to be a single tag. Frankentag is also a verb, meaning to create a frankentag. For example, to create a frankentag that reads "This is a Frankentag," One could tag the groups, "This is a weird hill to die on," and "how dare you frankentag I trusted you," and backspace the words "weird hill to die on," "how dare you," and "I trusted you." This is often used to respond to a humorously specific situation that appears as a link to a page for ironic effect.
Currently, the ability to frankentag only exists on apple iPhones within the facebook app.
I wish this wasn't a frankentag, because that would be a really interesting group to join.
The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.
Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.