frankenband 

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

frankenband by Caleb South March 31, 2007

frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankenballs 

A word that describes the appearance of a man's testicles after a vasectomy.

Jane: I heard that your husband got a vasectomy. How did it go?

Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.

Frankenballs by scoobylou October 13, 2011

Frankenwanken

1.The obvious allusion to masturbation, sexual innuendo (ohh). Frankenwanken can be used to describe any activity, it can be anything. The first part, "franken," can be added to other words, such as frankenfucking, or even frankenreading to add that franken emphasis. The beauty of frankenwanken is that it can be said about anything, to anyone.
2.A more censor-friendly version of fuck.

1. Dude, let's go frankenwank after the game, I'm bored as fuck.
2. Last night I frankenfucked the shit out of her, and I frankenjizzed all on her face.
3. Frankenwanken is the only pass time I have left in my life, it's all I can be brah.

Frankenwanken by Dick Weiner ( NW) January 26, 2009

frankentard 

A person of diminished mental capacity who is quite tall and physically large in size.

When the short bus had to drop the handicapped students off at the school, the bus driver and his aide had to make sure the frankentard did not trip on the steps leading out of the bus or hit his head against the top the bus' doorway.

frankentard by Terminus_Est June 15, 2011

frankenbeans 

Collectively describes the male appendages

Oh man, i sconed my frankenbeans when i cased out on that double.

frankenbeans by oldude May 19, 2011