FrankenHag

A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.

See ex-wife or seahag for more.
It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.
by CarverCruiser October 26, 2010
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SanctimoniAss

A self-righteous, self-centered, sanctimonious, judgmental ass who feels the need to criticize and point out to everyone who will listen, every perceived imperfection in everyone else's lives, while turning a blind eye to the fact that the real imperfections are fully owned by the SanctimoniAss.
A SanctimoniAss would say "I won't let anybody know that I live with my same-sex partner, but for HER to live with her unmarried boyfriend is really, REALLY wrong and by the way, I never, never fucking swear, God damn it!!"
by CarverCruiser November 04, 2010
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