frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.

Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.

frankenpads by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

frankenpussy 

pussy so large and monster like, you just know it is several pussies sewn together

Dude, that bitch had a frankenpussy

frankenpussy by jonmic66 January 29, 2007

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.

Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"

Frankenpaper by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.

"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"

Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

frankenpattern 

To pattern using multiple styles and mis-matched pattern pieces. The end result is a combination of the garments that leaves the patternmaker horrified as to how it was put together, but usually no one else knows that from the end result. (phew!)

Also see - Nashion.

They asked me to Frankenpattern a spandex short with a woven attached fanny pack!

Bob Ross would love my happy accident of this top.

frankenpattern by Alyson Clair & Christy Taylor August 2, 2012

FrankenPod

A surveyors tripod that has been assembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
They will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. They often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fiberglass leg. They often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.

J.R.: "Did you see that freaking FrankenPod that Charley gave me to use yesterday?"
Osmond: "No mon, how bad was it?"
Chris: "The newest part on it was used by Lewis & Clark on their voyage of discovery"

FrankenPod by South Florida Scurveyors September 16, 2005