frankentard 

A person of diminished mental capacity who is quite tall and physically large in size.

When the short bus had to drop the handicapped students off at the school, the bus driver and his aide had to make sure the frankentard did not trip on the steps leading out of the bus or hit his head against the top the bus' doorway.

frankentard by Terminus_Est June 15, 2011

frankentag 

A frankentag is a series of tags from different Facebook pages and/or groups in which words from each are selectively used in succession to create what deceptively appears to be a single tag. Frankentag is also a verb, meaning to create a frankentag. For example, to create a frankentag that reads "This is a Frankentag," One could tag the groups, "This is a weird hill to die on," and "how dare you frankentag I trusted you," and backspace the words "weird hill to die on," "how dare you," and "I trusted you." This is often used to respond to a humorously specific situation that appears as a link to a page for ironic effect.

Currently, the ability to frankentag only exists on apple iPhones within the facebook app.

I wish this wasn't a frankentag, because that would be a really interesting group to join.

frankentag by compositeur November 13, 2017

frankenword

Exactly like portmanteau, only much easier to remember. Two words are fused together by either joining a common syllable inbredneck or by compromising both (or possibly more) words to create an entirely new word with the combined meanings of both.

I called that rattle-trap pickup driver doing 45 in the fast lane next to an old lady that he was an inbredneck bastard for holding up traffic...of course I said it as I blew past him at 80 miles per hour.

Ex 2: "I heard a rawksome band at the club last night."

Both of these are examples of a frankenword.

frankenword by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

frankentranny

a rather ugly transexual that appears to be a composition of man and woman parts

Bill: "Man, did you get a load of that frankentranny in the bar?"

Steve: " Hell yeah, I think Dave is going home with it."

frankentranny by jonmic66 April 10, 2007

Frankenturret 

The half weighted cube half turret creation made by Wheatley in the game Portal 2. After taking control of the facility, Wheatley begins his own testing. Since Chell and Potato GlaDos (aka PotaDos) are on the run and unavailable to use as test subjects, Wheatley must resort to creating his own. So he stuck turrets in cubes so the they could walk by themselves right onto the buttons.

"For god's sake you're boxes with legs! It's literally your only purpose!" -said by Wheatley when frustrated with the frankenturrets.

Frankenturret by R3dzombi3 May 5, 2013

frankenford 

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.

My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.

frankenford by RaRa Rocket December 18, 2010

frankenband 

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

frankenband by Caleb South March 31, 2007