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Irrelevant foursome
The 4 ex-friends of Jeffree Star that like to call Jeffree out only when he's not supporting them. (Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and Gabriel Zamora)
Here we go again- the irrelevant foursome is trying to call Jeffree names and use him for popularity to compensate for their lack of good content.
Irrelevant foursome by @subs August 12, 2018
furiously masturbating
A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
furiously masturbating by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009
FourFourTom
FourFourTom is Twitter famous with him having over 95,000 followers. His tweets are posts about football which his gives to his followers as 'breaking news'. This 'breaking news' of course happened about five minutes before he tweeted it and would already be there for everybody to read on the Sky Sports Twitter page. This gives Tom a mass amount of retweets for each tweet despite him not really doing anything, often his tweets will be copy and pasted jokes from other Twitter users as Tom does not know how to use the retweet button but knows how to get a lot of RTs for himself. Clever.
More often that not, his tweets are posted via a website called Sulia. Tom gets paid every time one of these links which he posts gets clicked on, this is why he posts so many and often posts the link more than once. Normally, he posts a YouTube video or an image via a Sulia link rather than just tweeting it in the hope of him exploiting people for more money so the 'Arsenal' fan (he used to support Preston) can do anything to not a job and still claim to be a 'journalist'.
Tom often is very contradicting. For example, he once posted a tweet saying 'Remember that one week when Benteke was good?' and a few days after he received a tweet asking him if he would have Benteke at his 'beloved' Arsenal to which he replied saying 'definitely'.
How he has achieved this Twitter fame is anyone's guess but may God help us all.
More often that not, his tweets are posted via a website called Sulia. Tom gets paid every time one of these links which he posts gets clicked on, this is why he posts so many and often posts the link more than once. Normally, he posts a YouTube video or an image via a Sulia link rather than just tweeting it in the hope of him exploiting people for more money so the 'Arsenal' fan (he used to support Preston) can do anything to not a job and still claim to be a 'journalist'.
Tom often is very contradicting. For example, he once posted a tweet saying 'Remember that one week when Benteke was good?' and a few days after he received a tweet asking him if he would have Benteke at his 'beloved' Arsenal to which he replied saying 'definitely'.
How he has achieved this Twitter fame is anyone's guess but may God help us all.
"Hey, did you see that image that FourFourTom posted on Twitter?"
"Was it an image that I've seen 100 times before and posted via a Sulia link?"
"Yeah, that's the one!"
"Was it an image that I've seen 100 times before and posted via a Sulia link?"
"Yeah, that's the one!"
FourFourTom by SouthernSoftie June 1, 2013
fourierable
fourierable by Prison_sex July 21, 2017
fourloko
an alcoholic beverage with loads of caffeine. can kill a bitch! guaranteed to get someone drunk off their ass. helllllll yeeeeah
fourloko by boooootylicious March 13, 2011
furious masturbation
(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
furious masturbation by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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