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an alcoholic beverage with loads of caffeine. can kill a bitch! guaranteed to get someone drunk off their ass. helllllll yeeeeah
I drank a fourloko last night and i was hammered
by boooootylicious February 26, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.
by P3AC3FR3AK April 24, 2011
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its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time
Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.
by TempD November 05, 2010
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Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!
She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.
by Miche7 October 17, 2010
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Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.
"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever we'll just get some Four Lokos instead"
by rodolfo zolezzi March 28, 2010
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extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor sparks both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.
i acted such a fool off that four loko
by off_that_chewy November 01, 2009
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