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fourclosure 

What unhappy early-'70's-era kindergarteners longingly wished for when da snooty penmanship-style tsars of dat period dictatorially decided to change da attractive-and-comfy-looking triangular-topped "two squared" symbol to a yucky stilted-configured "open-topped" style.
High-powered lawyers in Washington shoulda threatened fourclosure on da Department Of Education if they didn't let children choose which style of "love and stability number" they used in their math and writing, rather than mandating dat dey use da hideous-looking "all right-angles" design.
fourclosure by QuacksO May 29, 2022
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Foreclosure By Owner 

A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.

It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.

Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
Foreclosure By Owner by ImperialFleet1 September 24, 2011

Foreclosuredog 

A dog taken to the animal shelter when the owner has lost everything including or almost including their house.
Man! That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. Mary took her foreclosuredog pet to the pound where they could feed and provide for him.
Foreclosuredog by KingJasper05 March 25, 2009

Foreclosure party 

Booze party where you burn down the walls, chainsaws are often incorporated
We're getting evicted bro, Foreclosure Party! Bring the Booze, Gas, and Chainsaws!
Foreclosure party by Bazmonia August 22, 2015

Foreclosure play

The act of a mortgage lender sending out redundant notices of intent to foreclose, prior to actually foreclosing. Similar to foreplay prior to sex.
DeShaunte's bank keep sending him "foreclosure play" notices that they gonna foreclose on his crib...
Foreclosure play by skyeyeimages December 26, 2010

Foreclosure

A temporary setback on the way to wealth
Foreclosure was the first step in Stan’s master plan to become a decimillionaire.
Foreclosure by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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