fortu 

Something to say when nothing else could be said. A word that explains everything and nothing at the same time.

Dude all I can say is that’s fortu.

fortu by K-Dogs Plethora of words March 8, 2018

Fortu 

Seek and ye shall find fortu. Not like we can predict what you’re going to do with all this time, life, universe, everything… Make it cool tho, if you want. Fortu = (For, to) (genetics,) 42. Save the Dolphins.

Arthur clung to his towel and found fortu in Deep Thought. (Douglas Adams’ reference.)

Fortu by MichyLaMichy April 16, 2022

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Agent of Fortune 

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

Formula 1 

HAM
VER
BOT

Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*

Formula 1 by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

bitch-fortunate 

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

bitch-fortunate by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.

Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.

Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021