fortu
Something to say when nothing else could be said. A word that explains everything and nothing at the same time.
fortu by K-Dogs Plethora of words March 8, 2018
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Fortu
Seek and ye shall find fortu. Not like we can predict what you’re going to do with all this time, life, universe, everything… Make it cool tho, if you want. Fortu = (For, to) (genetics,) 42. Save the Dolphins.
Fortu by MichyLaMichy April 16, 2022
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fortune cookie • Fortuné • fortune-teller • fortunate son • fortuna • Fortunato • fortune nookie • forture • fortu • .fortune
fanny fingering formula
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Agent of Fortune
An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.
The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.
Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013
Formula 1
Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*
Formula 1 by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021
bitch-fortunate
Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
bitch-fortunate by Monique Lester July 4, 2014
Forfuckingever
Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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