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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.
Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.
by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian December 31, 2010
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A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008
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A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"

stfu fortune cookie.
by TwoEight0ne November 13, 2010
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